Rockin' All Over The World
I like it I like it I like it I like it I la la la like it, la la la like singing ooh oh rocking all over the world. Not bad considering we said we don’t do karaoke!
Anyway, lots of people get confused as to how a company like ours can offer services to all corners of the globe. We could tell you we have an army of Boeing 747’s and sea freight liners, but of course we’d be talking twaddle; no courier company has that.
So how do we do it? In layman's terms, lots of our customers book internationals with us, so at the end of each day we have a warehouse full of boxes going all continental. Because we have lots of parcels we get big discounts with companies that do have Boeing 747’s and sea freight liners. We give your parcels to them at a highly reduced rate and we charge you less than if you were to give it to them directly. The technical term is “freight forwarding”, but that sounds all too boring.
You generally find the companies with the Boeings and freight liners are not the easiest to deal with, not because they are arrogant, but because they’ve got more important things to worry about, like landing safely or avoiding icebergs.
That’s why our customers like us to do everything for them, because we are lovely to deal with, helpful, knowledgeable, and friendly. If we do ever reach the size that we have our own Boeings and sea freight liners (you can see we’re obsessed), we’ll probably be worried about the whole landing and iceberg thing too, but that won’t stop us from being lovely.